What do you celebrate? We celebrate Kissmas, which is about loving it all, all of the time, and Chocmas, which is about treating every day as a day for self-love and celebration.

We are in a caravan on the Isle of Wight, pretty much as in the middle of nowhere as we could get, and as far away from the Christmas mayhem as we could manage. On Christmas Day, we will exchange unwrapped presents, and we will have durian for breakfast, kelp noodles for lunch, and chocolate cake for dinner. We are going for long walks into nature, swimming in pretty much a private pool cos no-one else is around, and I am catching up on my writing. We will have fun, and be glad to go home and back to the city once the Christmas fervour has subsided.

Whatever, and however, you celebrate, Happy Holidays.